Inanimate Seduction (Frame #13)
I’ve been feeling rusty. My literary craft, specially. I hate to admit that I faltered. Yet again. I was meaning to blahg at least once a week but my dilly-dallying got in the way. As always the case.
I had friends come over. Have had deaths in the family. I’ve been battling emotional turmoil. A few drinks here and there. Started reading a book that’s quite a page-turner. Yard cleaning. Laundry. Running. Archiving my photography collection. Online classes. These are just a few of the many excuses why I just couldn’t get to my writing.
But truth be told, I’m just being ridiculously ridiculous. I really have no reason to be unable to write. I could actually do posting on a daily basis if I wanted to. Culprit: procrastination.
4 weeks have passed. So many interesting topics that I could have written about:
- Paul Ryan and his 6% body fat.
- Snooki’s birth canal.
- Mitt Romney over contraception.
- Lance Armstrong and his demons.
- Michelle O’s glorious combo of deltoids/triceps/biceps at the Democratic Convention.
- Assad is still on a killing spree.
- Anti-Obama movie is surging popularity.
- DC drivers have been amazingly consistent. Third year in a row as THE WORST DRIVERS IN AMERICA. (It's a miracle I'm still alive after 6 years of being a pedestrian in DC.)
- Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream sued the maker of Ben and Cherry’s porn DVDs.
- And of course, Prince Harry’s socially relevant FULL MONTY.
How could I have ignored all that? It’s like I’ve been sitting my ass on a treasure chest brimming with ideas. From politics to sports to Hollywood to fitness to world news to porn to royalty. It is a very well-rounded synopsis of what has been shaping the world in the last few weeks; at least according to me.
Inanimate Seduction (Frame #7)
I promise I would delve into these topics and give you a no-nonsense parody of each. One exception is for Assad, for whom I will be purely editorial (I'll try). I will start tomorrow (procrastination, wink, wink) with topic number one. Can’t wait to do Paul Ryan and probe into his almost fat-free anatomy. Makes me feel the urge to puke on myself. Realizing that in comparison, I am actually a big, walking lump of a lard with my 60% body fat. Time to barf!
Enuff for today. For now, here's a slideshow of a series of black and white pictures I took of a sculpture done by my brother. This gallery is called INANIMATE SEDUCTION. I hope you can feel the sensual context of the images and have your mind drenched with thoughts of Snooki's birth canal.
Now, I really need to barf!!!
