Celebrate Paul Ryan's 6% Body Fat & Snooki's Birth Canal

September 07, 2012  •  4 Comments

 

Inanimate Seduction (Frame #13)

I’ve been feeling rusty. My literary craft, specially. I hate to admit that I faltered. Yet again. I was meaning to blahg at least once a week but my dilly-dallying got in the way. As always the case.

I had friends come over. Have had deaths in the family. I’ve been battling emotional turmoil. A few drinks here and there. Started reading a book that’s quite a page-turner. Yard cleaning. Laundry. Running. Archiving my photography collection. Online classes. These are just a few of the many excuses why I just couldn’t get to my writing.

But truth be told, I’m just being ridiculously ridiculous. I really have no reason to be unable to write. I could actually do posting on a daily basis if I wanted to. Culprit: procrastination.

4 weeks have passed. So many interesting topics that I could have written about: 

  • Paul Ryan and his 6% body fat.
  • Snooki’s birth canal.
  •  Mitt Romney over contraception.
  •  Lance Armstrong and his demons.
  • Michelle O’s glorious combo of deltoids/triceps/biceps at the Democratic Convention.
  •  Assad is still on a killing spree.
  •  Anti-Obama movie is surging popularity.
  • DC drivers have been amazingly consistent. Third year in a row as THE WORST DRIVERS IN AMERICA. (It's a miracle I'm still alive after 6 years of being a pedestrian in DC.)
  •  Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream sued the maker of Ben and Cherry’s porn DVDs.
  •  And of course, Prince Harry’s socially relevant FULL MONTY.

How could I have ignored all that? It’s like I’ve been sitting my ass on a treasure chest brimming with ideas. From politics to sports to Hollywood to fitness to world news to porn to royalty. It is a very well-rounded synopsis of what has been shaping the world in the last few weeks; at least according to me.

Inanimate Seduction (Frame #7)

I promise I would delve into these topics and give you a no-nonsense parody of each. One exception is for Assad, for whom I will be purely editorial (I'll try).  I will start tomorrow (procrastination, wink, wink) with topic number one.  Can’t wait to do Paul Ryan and probe into his almost fat-free anatomy. Makes me feel the urge to puke on myself. Realizing that in comparison, I am actually a big, walking lump of a lard with my 60% body fat. Time to barf!

Enuff for today. For now, here's a slideshow of a series of black and white pictures I took of a sculpture done by my brother. This gallery is called INANIMATE SEDUCTION. I hope you can feel the sensual context of the images and have your mind drenched with thoughts of Snooki's birth canal.

Now, I really need to barf!!!


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mommy she(non-registered)
#lovethis..#greatworkDeng
Monica(non-registered)
Great piece of art!!
Menchee(non-registered)
Where is this exquisite sculpture on display at?
Meriam Yaptangco(non-registered)
Sophisticated.,serene.....Amazing piece of Art.Praise God for how he gave you this talent.....We miss you...
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