Celebrate Paul Ryan's 6% Body Fat & Snooki's Birth Canal
I’ve been feeling rusty. My literary craft, specially. I hate to admit that I faltered. Yet again. I was meaning to blahg at least once a week but my dilly-dallying got in the way. As always the case.
I had friends come over. Have had deaths in the family. I’ve been battling emotional turmoil. A few drinks here and there. Started reading a book that’s quite a page-turner. Yard cleaning. Laundry. Running. Archiving my photography collection. Online classes. These are just a few of the many excuses why I just couldn’t get to my writing.
But truth be told, I’m just being ridiculously ridiculous. I really have no reason to be unable to write. I could actually do posting on a daily basis if I wanted to. Culprit: procrastination.
4 weeks have passed. So many interesting topics that I could have written about:
How could I have ignored all that? It’s like I’ve been sitting my ass on a treasure chest brimming with ideas. From politics to sports to Hollywood to fitness to world news to porn to royalty. It is a very well-rounded synopsis of what has been shaping the world in the last few weeks; at least according to me.
I promise I would delve into these topics and give you a no-nonsense parody of each. One exception is for Assad, for whom I will be purely editorial (I'll try). I will start tomorrow (procrastination, wink, wink) with topic number one. Can’t wait to do Paul Ryan and probe into his almost fat-free anatomy. Makes me feel the urge to puke on myself. Realizing that in comparison, I am actually a big, walking lump of a lard with my 60% body fat. Time to barf!
Enuff for today. For now, here's a slideshow of a series of black and white pictures I took of a sculpture done by my brother. This gallery is called INANIMATE SEDUCTION. I hope you can feel the sensual context of the images and have your mind drenched with thoughts of Snooki's birth canal.
Now, I really need to barf!!!
Great piece of art!!
Where is this exquisite sculpture on display at?
Sophisticated.,serene.....Amazing piece of Art.Praise God for how he gave you this talent.....We miss you...
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